Horny old truck!

Lori says I can't call it the "Horny Old Truck"!  But what would you call it?  It had not one, not two or even three, but four horns.  I'm not even kidding!

Here's one!

Here's two!

Here's three and four!!

So, I'll be calling it the Horny Old Truck.  I would make other references, but discretion is the better part of valor, so I will abstain.  Ha.